Top Ten White People Tweets (February 12, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - jais @JaisaMarie123 one of my ex's just randomly sent me $200 for "the trauma he caused me". this is the only form of apology i will be excepting from now on
  • 02
    Text - rachel @personallyrach y'all know the feeling of coming home and not having to speak to anyone? sensational.
  • 03
    Text - jess @lovelyjess What feels illegal, but isn't? Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey Asking someone to return your money.
  • 04
    Face - James @CaucasianJames 13h 5,634 1 ili 2747 Caylin @kittykatcaylin Replying to @CaucasianJames and @euphoriaHBO You look like the type of guy to go to a Mexican restaurant with his 2 kids and wife Jessica and at the end say "welp, you kiddos ready to vamanos?"
  • 05
    Product - Max Miller @RuinMyWeek I went out of town for a few days and came home to my dog who seems to want to have a word with me about it.
  • 06
    Text - 10:41 1 Tweet mat boes & arrows @MatQBoes If you give me food in Tupperware, you may not know it, but you're also giving me Tupperware. 9:49 AM · 2/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 07
    Text - Thread jorge ivan 777 @lowlifee How tf do drug dealers get more jail time than rapists?? l'd rather have Pablo the Plug as a neighbor than Randy the Rapist 5:46 PM · 1/21/20 Twitter for iPhone 59.1K Retweets 249K Likes
  • 08
    Text - Introvert Vibes @IntrovertSquad Friend: wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry.
  • 09
    Text - Tess Barker O @TesstifyBarker FYl a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time
  • 10
    Text - SCOTTY @MarylandMudflap As the world gets dumber, I can't help but think Pizza Hut should give a personal pan pizza to every adult who reads 12 books over the summer.

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